-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does
I’ve always had an issue with the credibility of this because in Spanish (at least with my family) we call it, “Piña.”
(Source: french-tea, via sultan-of-my-heart)